Dita Von Teese’s Not-So-Shocking (But Totally Hot) Porno Past!

Tired of celebrity sex scandals? Too bad, here's another: Dita Von Teese has a secret porn past! Thankfully, Marilyn Manson was not involved ... and to be honest, it wasn't much of a secret anyway. (The movie's listed on IMDB! And was sold on Dita's own site!). And besides, who hasn't been featured in a poorly shot, arty, erotic film featuring lots of girl-on-girl-on-sex-toy action? Unfortunately for Dita, some are saying this revelation could jeopardize her recent deal with Wonderbra; we're not sure why arty lesbian porn is more scandalous than having been married to Marilyn Manson, but we'll let you be the judge. Clip after the jump.

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· "Dita has a secret porn flick past" (thesun.co.uk)

· Dita's Sweetshop - Videotapes (ditasdomain.com)

· "Decadence" (imdb.com)