Sarah Smuts-Kennedy Has A Nice Bush And An Awesome Name

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We weren't certain if we should post this clip of Sarah Smuts-Kennedy without any pants on, but we had to because her name is Sarah Smuts-Kennedy and we don't want to live in a world where you can't post a decade-old clip of a woman with a silly name.

We don't know what America means to you, but to us, it means the freedom to write indignantly about your mild feelings a woman who forgot half of her pajamas. Smuts! Ha! And then there's a hyphen followed by one of the greatest names in history! But also: Smuts! Oh God, yes. You can have this moment of your life back when you pry it from our cold, dead hands.

· "This Is Not a Love Story" (2002) (imdb.com)
· Via Johnny Moronic (imdb.com)