Adrianne Curry Tans Everything But Her Nipples

Could you imagine how much a nipple sunburn would hurt? Ugh. We can't even imagine that. So with that in mind, we'll forgive Adrianne Curry for covering her nipples in this picture she sent out on Twitter.

Besides, everything else about it is wonderful. She's tan, shiny, naked, and you can see pretty much every part of the mountain (save for the peak). Heck, she even posted it as a huge picture so you can make it your wallpaper or, using a rasterbator, a huge poster for your patio that you can sunbathe next to and feel like you're hanging out with Adrianne because it's kind of a lonely summer and anyway no one can judge you for feeling close to a celebrity like this because your love is pure.

· Adrianne Curry's Twitter (twitter.com)