“P.O.V. Punx 5” Makes You An Alt-Porn Princess Magnet

Enter a magical world in which you are James Deen, and you are constantly tapping gorgeous Burning Angel babes with your enormous penis. "P.O.V. Punx 5" might be your new favorite escapist fantasy, or it might just be James Deen's memoirs.

P.O.V. Punx 5

Studio: Burning Angel
Director: Joanna Angel
Cast: Katie St. Ives, Kylee Kross, Krysta Kaos, Shay Ryan, Moretta, Indigo Augustine, James Deen

In some ways, this movie is like James Deen's blog come to life: he makes polite small talk, he raves about food, and he fucks beautiful women for our (and his) entertainment. Stunt cocks for P.O.V. movies are often completely stoic, too timid to make a sound or grab a titty, and so it's extremely refreshing to have James' charm the panties off of the females with his antics and awkward chit chat. He is our anchor, and we thank him for all his tireless work.

His personality is especially apparent when he tries to hit on Katie St. Ives in a coffee shop. It goes something like this:

"I'm awkward," says Mr. Deen. "I didn't realize how awkward I was until I tried to have a conversation with you... What type of food do you like?"
Katie twists her mouth up. "Mexican food."
"I like Mexican food, too!"
"Food, sex, cheeseburgers."
"I like cheeseburgers!"

Their flirting quickly turns to a discussion about sex in public, but it doesn't get serious until the other patrons (Joanna Angel, Jiz Lee, and Brian Street Team) leave the shop. At that point, Katie slips her panties off, lies down on the coffee table, and lets James (er, you) fuck her brains out. There's never a dull moment with this girl!

As much as we revere Katie and her energy, nobody in this movie fucks with more fury than Krysta Kaos. When her scene begins, she is on her knees, nuzzling James's cock through his jeans, but she doesn't whip it out and suck it, oh no, that's too obvious. She immediately asks him to stick his dick in her ass, and only after they've worked up a deep, consistent stroke (and a clit-rubbed orgasm for Krysta) does Ms. Kaos demonstrate her utter disregard for her own gag reflex. Indeed, her esophagus is so noisy that it sounds like she's sending secret messages to sparrows. That's neither good nor bad, it just is; this scene is fantastic overall.

Like Krysta, Shay Ryan starts the scene on her knees, but with Shay we find a blowjob already. While James thoroughly rubs his dick against her dimple piercings, they explain how this all started: Shay came over to borrow shoes from Joanna, James was helping her, and then all of a sudden she attacked his junk. I love the intimacy of the little bedroom, the clothing and undies strewn about randomly, and even the old armchair that Shay perches on to let James screw her from behind.

Their chemistry allows them to make even the simplest acts unbelievably arousing. If I had to choose my favorite part in this scene, it'd be a tie between two moments. The first is when a bout of mutual masturbation makes their moans crescendo, and Shay has a shuddering orgasm around James's fingers. The second moment is when Shay slows down her anal cowgirl action (ridiculously exhausted from coming over and over), and she starts slowly working his cock in and out of her ass with tiny waves from her lower back and hips. It's mesmerizing.

Really, the whole damn movie is quite good. It even features a girl who is completely new to porn, Ana Diego! She's adorable, has one of the world's finest butts, and even though she makes a few little mistakes here and there, she and James make a spectacular team.

The only real disappointments in "P.O.V. Punx 5" aren't that devastating. The first bummer is that, while the back of the box shows Moretta and Kylee Kross getting fucked by James, only Moretta takes dick. Kylee only assists Moretta, pushing her head further down Mr. Deen's cock, holding her hair back, spitting on her pussy. It might be false advertising, but at least we're being lied to in the name of friendship. The second bummer is Indigo Augustine's entire scene. She's gorgeous, and I love that she gets right to stripping the second the cameras start rolling, but everything else feels flat and mechanical. Even James seems sleepy!

It takes a lot to make a great P.O.V. scene, and while a lot of companies are content to put you in the place of a stiff stunt dick working with a lonely, floundering female, Burning Angel always does the complete opposite. They leave the viewer in the hands of goofy, personable performers because that it what makes the P.O.V. feel real. So I'm not surprised that "P.O.V. Punx 5" is a sheer delight.

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