Get To The Beach, It’s Topless Sunbathing Time!

Yo, June is literally hours away, and if you haven't already reserved a blanket and umbrella on the beach, you need to do so ASAP because there is bound to be toplessness. Don't believe us? Here's some celebrity beach boobage.

Now, keep in mind that this nudity isn't all that fresh—in fact, some of it is a few years old—but these are some of our favorite pictures! Every time we look at these, we can instantly smell that unique combination of skin, sunscreen, salt, and angry cops telling us to get off the private beach. Anyhow, we offer the following ten topless babes in the hopes that they will entice the gods of the ocean, wind, and sun to nudify more celebrities in this coming summer. Maybe we'll sacrifice a lamb on the solstice just to be safe.

[Thumbnail via Explicite Art (galleries.rebootcash.com)]

Lucy Pinder
So, we pretty much expect to see Lucy Pinder's beautiful, huge boobs on a regular basis. That doesn't mean we can't enjoy a little random, voyeuristic nudity of this beloved lad mag goddess! If anything, the peeping tom within all of us gets an extra jolt of from seeing what is always seen but what was not supposed to be seen in this specific moment. Context is everything.
Sophie Monk
If you're not familiar with Sophie Monk, that's ok. You might remember her from 2006 when she was in "Click" and "Date Movie." If not, you might remember her from earlier this month when she was seen topless on the beach. "Date Movie" wasn't our fave, but we've been pretty glued to these beach pics.
Pippa Middleton
The world is pretty obsessed with Pippa, and with good cause! In terms of erotic fantasies about British royalty, Pippa Middleton is the new Kate Middleton. Or perhaps Pippa Middleton is the more easily eroticized version of Kate, since we imagine that the SAS would eliminate any paparazzi caught within a mile of the future queen's naked, sunbathing body. This is all besides the point. The point is: Pippa is ever so attractive.
Jade Jagger
Jade Sheena Jezebel Jagger has the best of both worlds; her mother, Bianca, clearly gave her beauty and grace, and papa Mick gave her the ability to mesmerize the public and stick in our brains for ages. Seriously, this picture is from 2009 and it was one of the first we thought of when we decided to write something about bare beach boobs.
Aida Yespica
We don't pay much attention to beauty pageants, but we know a few international contestants quite well. Aida Yespica is one of our favorite Venezuelan obsessions, and had she shown up to the swimsuit portion of the Miss Venezuela competition like this, we bet she would've been crowned. Which, unfortunately, may have resulted in more flirting from Berlusconi. Parallel universe scandals, yo!
Daisy Lowe
Daisy is a classically gorgeous girl, and seeing that pale, lanky gentleman next to her on the beach gives us hope that anybody can one day spend a holiday in the sun, wearing a wide, sociopathic smile, helping a topless model rub lotion on those hard-to-reach-spots. If someone would like to calculate the number of international models who like tanning and have poor dexterity, we'd be much obliged.
Kylie Minogue
These photos are quite old, and we haven't really heard much from Ms. Minogue stateside in a while, but we don't care! We were smitten the minute we heard "Can't Get You Out Of My Head," and seeing her on all those VH1 specials just drove the cuteness even harder. Also, did you know that she was awarded the Order of the British Empire "for services to music"? That's extremely hot.
Shauna Sand
Get it? Her name is Shauna Sand! Ha! Ah, anyway, she has lovely, large breasts, and she practically spent her young adult life on nude beaches in France, so this comes quite naturally to her. Be free, Ms. Sand!
Monica Bellucci
She was adorable back in the day, and she's gorgeous now. We've heard that people who can tend to get wrinkled and spotty, but we are damn certain that this will never happen to Monica Bellucci because the gods have favored her with endless youth.
Paris Hilton
We know Paris Hilton has a fresh show coming up on Bravo, but we feel like we haven't heard much from her in a while. Remember when she was the cat's meow? People were walking around wearing those tiered skirts that were still extremely short, and Nicole Richie wasn't married or a mom. Lots has changed since then, but at least Paris is still flashing the goods!