The Keeley Hazell Interview: Wherein Your Editor Receives A Rude Awakening

We've been following Keeley Hazell's life and times for quite a while now, but what do we really know about her? Do we really understand her? More importantly, does she understand us? We've always thought that there was a special unspoken bond between our humble selves and the beautiful bombshell, but her answers to this questionnaire make us think otherwise. For starters, she doesn't like the word "glamour" to describe what she does, which is fair enough. ("Boobie model" is probably out too, huh?) But then there's this exchange:

Do you ever wonder what men are thinking when they look at the picture in the Sun?

I do. I find it really hard to try to guess what they are thinking.

You must be able to guess a bit.

I kind of do, but then I don't know whether men would be thinking that, because it's just a picture of a girl, smiling, with knickers on. If anyone is thinking anything rude or sordid, they'd just look at porn.

Is it any different from porn?

Yes. I don't see how you could get off on a picture like that. It's a girl standing there smiling. I don't know why anybody thought of having it in a national newspaper, it's such a strange idea. [Emphasis added]

She doesn't see it? Has all our time together meant nothing?

· "Hannah Pool talks to page 3 girl Keeley Hazell" (guardian.co.uk)

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Previously: Keeley Week: Surrender To The Hazell-Boobs