Declarations Of Love With A Side Of Nipple

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Ah, romance. Watch as this young sculptor discusses the future with the woman of his dreams—a woman he stole from a powerful art critic—using all sorts of flowery, emotional language. The empty poetry means so much more when they're undressing each other.

And it means even more when they're being watched by the art critic who may or may not be plotting the young sculptor's downfall! Oh no! You can kind of see this coming. Something about the over-the-top romance between these two says that fate is working against them. It's that whole "candle that burns brightest" shtick, but with nipples.

· "Colpo d'occhio" (2008) (imdb.com)
· Via Johnny Moronic (johnnymoronic.com)