Porn For Straight Girls: But… Everyone Can See!

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Natasha Marley, she of the British accent, tiny waist and hypnotically swaying natural tits, is the central focus of the Bluebird Films release "For Your Eyes Only," and she reiterates the title like it's a personal mantra. But, uh, we're all seeing this, so it's not really exclusive to the faceless men she's fucking. It doesn't matter, though. Natasha is cheeky, energetic, and fucks both girls and boys (sometimes at the same time) with equal enthusiasm.

I liked Natasha Marley in "Bonny & Clide," the Bluebird parody that was fairly successful in being classy and convincing and having the biggest cast of all time. I was curious how she would behave outside of a parody context, and the answer is: pretty much the same way. She's breathy, she's a little cheesy, but she seems aware of the humor behind a lot of the things she's saying and doing. Natasha is great for POV porn because her interactions with other performers tend to fall flat, and the men in here are all POV players. The women are another story, but we'll get to that in a minute.

In the opening scene, Natasha is playing pool (poorly), when a man arrives (or rather, a mobile, faceless body) and has sex with her on the table. It's sort of a jarring way to start off, but characteristic of the whole film. There's no plot, very little attempt at setting up the scenes, and an immediate dive into fucking. I can support that, though. The scene that follows is similar. Natasha is "modeling" and ends up screwing the photographer on the red satin couch that serves as a set. Remember, she keeps reminding these men that this is "for your eyes only," which Faceless Penis Number Two says he's glad about. I just don't understand why they would choose that as the running theme. It's clearly not for his eyes only! Even in the context of the film, he's a photographer! Who took a couple naked pictures! Semantics in porn bother me sometimes.

Next up we have Natasha and Cindy Behr in a threesome with Faceless Penis Number Three. I didn't like this scene as much, mainly because of Cindy, who talks a lot. Normally some dirty chatting is fine, but she's really, really ridiculous. And loud. But there was actually quite a bit of chemistry, and I appreciated the variety. The better scene came when Franziska shows up at Natasha's house as some sort of interior designer, and they had sex on the stairs. I like stairs, as I said last week, and I can't be the only one who finds Franziska super hot. Whoa. Part of it is that she has this very drawling, dry voice that contrasts sharply with Natasha's girly British accent, but mostly it's that she's gorgeous. Also, they use a lot of vibrators, and I always enjoy when there are toys involved. It makes me more certain that everyone got off at least once.

If you're in the market for a more mainstream movie, give this a try. I like when films focus on a single female performer, maybe because I've seen a lot that have just one male performer and it balances my personal, porn-watching scales. Natasha's pretty enthusiastic, and there's enough diversity in the scenes that they don't drag or wear on you. If you're not in the mood for mainstream, though, come back and see me next week, when I will be sharing my feelings on watching a girl fuck Wolf Hudson with a strap-on. You know you've been wanting to see that. I'm looking forward to it!

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