Porn For Straight Girls: Girls With Time, Money, And Hands On Other Girls

Everyone in "They Met In Cherry Hill" is super-hot, and Triangle Films always does amazing girl-on-girl porn. I was sure I would love this before I even took off the shrink wrap, and I was right.

I've only recommended two lesbian films in this column, mainly because there seemed to be more of a call for the aesthetic appeal of boys than hot girls. But I love watching girls fuck, and I know there are other straight women out there who share that love. Plus, as Lux wrote to me last week, "Variety is the spice of life. Also, turmeric." Then I was watching that talk show "The Doctors," and they were all about turmeric too! It was fate.

Anyway, let's get back on track. So Zoe Britton owns this bar, Jerry's, which was actually her dad's bar, and she's bickering with Dia Zerva about Dia's tendency to give things away. Unfortunately, they do not fuck it out. Instead, it cuts to the next day or so, when Zoe is telling Jiz Lee about how her house was broken into.

Flashback, Zoe ends up fucking the officer who responds to this crisis, Sinn Sage, who apparently has tons of time to just take a twenty-minute quickie with some civilian she's supposed to be protecting. It's special circumstances, people: Sinn was totally hot for Zoe in high school when Zoe was a cheerleading stoner who didn't know Sinn existed. Perfectly understandable that Sinn would take advantage of this unique opportunity to fuck her high school crush! Fate, again.

Zoe starts taking self-defense lessons from Ariel X, whom she introduces to Jiz. Jiz is all, "Great, I could use some very personal training!" There's a silent "exercise" montage that leads to Ariel and Jiz fucking loudly in the nearest shower. They are so hot. I was sort of silently gaping at their hotness. Also, the shower made all the moaning echoey and that was awesome. Then, there is wet sex. Then, a strap-on. Basically, it just gets better and better all the time.

Aiden Starr (fantastic name, by the way) and Melissa Monet meet in Jerry's. Aiden has a great response when Melissa asks her where she sees herself in ten years: "I don't know. Where do you live?" Maybe I don't go to enough bars, and this is a completely cliché line, but it made me laugh. I really like Melissa Monet but the two of them seemed oddly matched. It wasn't that the sex wasn't great, because it was, but it was odd to watch in a way that none of the other scenes were.

And then, Dia and Zoe finally fuck it out. Their pre-fuck confrontation was a little awkwardly acted, but it was the right lead-in for the office couch sexfest that followed. Dia looks like someone, but I can't think of who. Any idea? They were really hot together, though. It was loud and sweaty and they just looked gorgeous against one another.

As always, Triangle delivered noisy, realistic sex that wasn't hampered by tons of plot, involving beautiful women who giggled and screamed and didn't look bored. If you like lesbian porn, these films are a great way to go. Everything they've put out has been consistently good, even if it's not always ground-breaking. Maybe they'll follow Nica Noelle's example and make straight porn using those same standards. I really, really hope so.

·"They Met In Cherry Hill" (trianglefilms.com)

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