Your Week In Porn: Clap Off Bras? What Will They Think Of Next?

Wondering what the haps are in Porn Valley this week? Well, hold on to your hats, cause we've got an update straight from 2010 Crush Object of the Year Bobbi Starr herself.

This week: The LA county health forgets about that whole fourth amendment "technicality." Porn P2P lawsuits continue to win friends and influence people (no, they're really not). Japan invents a clap-off bra. Of course. And much, much more.

Clap off. Clap off. The clap off (bra). Isn't science great, kids? (toplessrobot.com)

Badges? We don't need no stinking badges! The LA County Health Department demands blood from performers, records from production companies -probably with none of that pesky authority. (avn.com)

Won't someone think of the children? Even if your website has nothing to do with them? (avn.com)

Judges hate porn…P2P lawsuits. One more case practically thrown out. (arstechnica.com)

AHF petitions California's attorney general to look into AIM, because it's not like there's gangs, corrupt politicians or crooked cops to investigate. (xbiz.com)

Something to look for on your next milk carton: 700,000 missing condoms. (gawker.com)

BusinessWeek profiles porn honchos, shocked to find out they really are businessmen. (xbiz.com)

Hey kids, don't do these things at home. Seriously. Don't ever do them. (popcrunch.com)

People win awards at awards show. No, I didn't win Female Performer of the Year (not that I'm bitter or anything…) (xbiz.com)

Congresscritters call for more obscenity prosecutions. Curiously they do not start the investigations with their own proclivities. (xbiz.com)

Creative types. Perverts all of them, from comic book artists to TV producers. Even that Gene Roddenberry. (cracked.com)

What's new in Juliland.com: Three all new photosets with your usual grrl-y girl suspects Miko Lee and Audrey Bitoni (two of 'em) and two new movies with Tristan Kingsley and this month's jGrrl, Alexis Ford.

And don't forget: BobbiStarr.com - the only source of porn you'll ever need.

Republished with permission from Bobbi Starr's website.