What Color Are Your Panties, Gwyneth Paltrow?

January 24, 2011
OTTIMO-MASSIMO

Whoa there, Gwyneth Paltrow, you're not a British pop star. Why are you flashing your panties for the paparazzi? Are you starting some revolution in the celebrity-civilian dynamic? You heard it here first, Gwenth will be the new Paris Hilton.

Or maybe she just got out of the car a little too quickly? You know how it is: you're in a rush to get somewhere, you duck and roll out of a moving vehicle, and some ignorant photographer snaps a pic of your undies. Doesn't he know this is the woman who writes GOOP?

· Gwyneth Paltrow Panty Upskirt (taxidrivermovie.com)