Porn For Straight Girls: “Watching Girls Have Orgasms Is Rad!”

The title of this post is a direct quote from our fave, James Deen, from the interview before his scene with Adrianna Nicole in "Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide To Female Orgasms." I am in love with everyone in this movie.

When I read the seventh Harry Potter book, I was so excited I immediately called my then-boyfriend and forced him to listen to me recite the entire plot from memory. (I realize now that that was more than a little crazy.) That's how I feel about this movie. I want to call everyone I know and tell them every single thing that happened in every scene, from interview to orgasm. It's that good.

Everyone who has sex involving a woman, whether you are one or you're fucking one or both (or, sex involving a vagina, if you have one but don't identify as a woman) should own this movie. Even if you're a Straight Girl and you're really good at having orgasms already, get this movie. It will give you ideas. And I find watching women have orgasms is indeed rad, and super hot, and way turns me on.

Plus, I'm obsessed with all the performers Tristan cast for this movie, and the enormous variety in the way they fuck. James and Adrianna have really enthusiastic sex, largely anal-centric. Katie St. Ives and Sean Michaels could not be cuter, and are very talkative and communicative with one another. Evanni Solei and Evan Stone skew toward the more intense and sensual fuck. Jiz Lee and Madison Young are really playful and fun, and tease one another the whole time (Jiz: "Are you meowing or barking?" Madison: "Both.") Dylan Ryan and Mr. Marcus have what can only be described as high-octane sex. Plus, Dylan squirts all over him, hot.

There's a long while at the beginning where Tristan talks about how the female orgasm works, ways one might achieve it, etc. etc. It wasn't totally what I would want to watch while masturbating, but it was informative (even for me, and I know how to have one) and made extra-fun by the clips of the performers' interviews and orgasms dispersed throughout. I would basically buy this movie to show to anyone I might have sex with, and then rewatch the actual scenes for the sex part.

Lux wrote a really fantastic review of this film, and made a great compilation of orgasm clips as well, so if you have questions about this film that I haven't answered or you're waiting on pins and needles for your copy and need something to tide you over, check those out. Lux elaborates on some of the unique elements of this film that seem tailored to the readers of this column: the focus on female pleasure, the diminished role of the male orgasm, the incorporation of toys, humor (honestly, Evan Stone's fly-fishing analogy does make sense.).

I think I may have run out of positive words to use in regards to this masterpiece. I can't possibly tell you enough how awesome this is, or how much I love Tristan for making it, or how hot everyone in it is. Please, please go buy it. And then write letters to beg Tristan to make more like it in the future.

· Vivid Ed (vivid-ed.com)
· Buy "Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide to Female Orgasms" (store.fleshbot.com)

Previously: Porn For Straight Girls Archive