“MILF Massage Team” Actually A Group of Unaffiliated Guys Fucking Milves

Nowhere in the movie "MILF Massage Team" are we given the impression that the likes of Evan Stone, Chad Diamond, etc. even know each other, much less coordinate strategies to oil and fuck Rayveness and Carrie Ann. But so what?

The premise is simple (though I'm not sure it's legal): Bling-bedecked trophy wives walk into the clearly-marked Massage Place in Encino, or at least open that actual institution's door, and are, without much cajoling, fucked senseless by knowing porn dudes.

What I like about this movie is that it could have been made 20 years ago when "massages" were an actual fad and, but for the tattoos, the better hair, and the refreshing non-cokey fleshiness of our stars, would have fit right into the 1991 Cavalcade of Porn.

You've also got to tip your cap to the simple joys of getting a woman on a table oiling her up, and then starting in on her whilst mostly clothed. Evan Stone, who earned every award he gets, wears his oil dispenser at his crotch and proceeds to get his white masseuse pants all lubey.

And no one mentions having borne children.

So, even if the MILF Massage Team isn't a team at all, they ... oh well ... "MILF Massage Team" is a better title than "Unspecified Cougar Or MILF Massaging Individuals Working Independently."

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