Meow Or: Her Name Is Jynx

As Fleshbot's Senior Erotic Consultant, I am paid wads of cash (well, I think that's what's in the wads) to follow porn trends. That is why the arrival of Jynx Maze intrigued me. You see, my cat was named Jynx.

How was my family so good at giving cats names that would, years later, become those of porn stars? I don't know. Something in the Bogue Chitto water supply? All I am certain of is that Belladonna, Jynx, and Jenna Jameson all threw up on our carpet.

Ms. Maze is the dominant partner in a scene from Otto Bauer's "Barely Legal 112."

Minding Mrs. Roberts' (we also had a neighbor named Mrs. Roberts) house in short-shorts, a thigh tattoo, and high heels, Maze is surprised by the arrival of a sullen and listless masseuse, there to deliver something Mrs. Roberts already paid for.

As you can imagine, Maze gets it instead.

Instructed to take off her shirt, she immediately complies, as if she expected this to happen.

"That's even better," she says. "You can feel everything...more."

Maze, who has that elusive "Barely Legal" quality of seeming wise beyond her years all while maintaining a jello-like tightness and jiggleability, proves that her last name is a red herring: it's actually quite simple to get all her clothes off, oil her up, and fuck her 'til she's almost sweaty.

Our cat Jynx, on the other hand, had a missing eyeball because he kept getting in fights with ravens.

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