Mimi Rogers Gets A “Full Body Massage”

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And we get to watch! The only thing better than a '90s movie is a made-for-TV erotic '90s movie specifically about rubbing and playing with the huge boobs of Tom Cruise's first wife. What happened to television?

This is the kind of thing we were hoping "The Big C" would emulate in some fashion, but Mimi's give us more in a minute than Laura Linney has all year! Then again, we suppose it isn't fair to hold a primetime series about breast cancer up to the same smut standards as a single movie about massage. It's all about perspective, really.

· "Full Body Massage" (1995) (imdb.com)