The Sexy Things Fleshbot’s Thankful For

All around America, families are joining together to give thanks for the things that they are truly grateful for. Here at Fleshbot, we're no different. So gather round, and join us in a moment of thanksgiving for all things sexy.

Lux is thankful for...

Fleshbot Supreme Commandresses Stoya and Joanna Angel: Not only are these two women gorgeous performers who love what they do—they're also dedicated Supreme Commandresses who happily give back to the Fleshbot masses. We couldn't have asked for better leaders.

"Spartacus" (and by extension, Lucy Lawless): You can keep your horny vampires and your sexy serial killers—there's only one sexy show for me, and it involves a whole lot of gladiator bloodshed. And, of course, the stunning Lucy Lawless, who proves that sexy knows no age.

Helen Mirren: And speaking of ageless beauty: not only is Helen Mirren still gorgeous after all these years, she's also gracious enough to still show off her body after all these years. We can only hope she'll inspire other lovely ladies to follow her example.

British TV: I'm just going to flat out say it: get with the program, America. Your friends across the pond are making you look bad.

The San Francisco queer porn mafia: Several hundred miles away from Porn Valley, there's a community of smart, sexy people working to change the way you think about porn. From the Crash Pad to No Faux to the products of Madison Young's dirty mind, there's a whole new wave of porn out there...and I'm thrilled to see the effect it's having on some of the porn coming out of LA, as well.

Ottimo is thankful for...

Mason (aka Sam No): For peppering "Tori Black Is Pretty Filthy 2" with intimate interviews with Ms. Black. We fall in love with Tori watching her first double penetration scene; we fall in love twice as hard when she spits some knowledge about staying true to yourself. Mason sets up all of her movies like this and I love it to pieces.

All of the True Sex Stories contributors: Whenever my eyes are suffering from smut fatigue and I think nothing will ever be arousing again, I read a bit of erotica and all seems right with the world.

Tom Byron Pictures: Not only does Tom consistently pump out some of my favorite porn franchises, but he also helps launch things like "The Human Sexipede," which absolutely needed to be made.

Paz de la Huerta: Because every time we turn around she's flaunting her gorgeous body in magazines, in films, and on television.

James Deen Blog: If you haven't read it, stop what you're doing and click through the archives. How has no one else thought to mix a sex diary with a dietary log? And why has no one else thought to rate food by boob sizes? James Deen is a pioneer.

Sailor is thankful for...

Sabrina Deep's hospitality: The lovely Sabrina Deep, who was incredibly sweet and fun to chat with, invited me to her hotel room for our conversation. I couldn't have asked for a better first-ever interview experience.

Lee Roy Myers' crusade for good parody porn: So much of the parody out there is disappointing, and downright unsexy. I always look to Myers for engaging, stimulating, and funny films. I can't wait to see "Sailor Moon XXX"!

All the straight girls who want to watch porn: The response to Porn For Straight Girls has been amazing, and I'm so thankful for all the people who have been reading and commenting on the column. (Actually, I'm thankful for the guys as well!)

Amateurs who share their sex lives on the internet: Really, I started as a video intern and I wouldn't have had any sort of job without you!

Free sex toys: This is a huge part of why I have the best job ever. No explanation needed, really, but I won't ever get tired of being handed a vibrator or a pair of handcuffs for free.

Florabel is thankful for...

Lucy Pinder's boobs: Full and lovely, flawless specimens of boob like Lucy's are one in a million! And she's generous about sharing them with all of us, so, I mean, if you aren't thankful for that, I am at a loss.

Capri Anderson's Fucking Machines photo set: I'm thankful Capri brought "the pornstar" to the forefront of American consciousness again, albeit in a less than savory circumstance. I'm still more thankful that bitch can really get down, as evidenced by her Fucking Machines set!

The resurgence of bush: From Bobbi Starr to Sasha Grey, bush has made a comeback. And what's not to be thankful for? Not only is it easier on ladies to keep a bit of muff, but it adds a touch of realness to an industry where artifice overfloweth in many ways.

Nudie scans & pat-downs courtesy of the TSA: I'm thankful that instead of imagining the naked bodies of my fellow travelers, I'm ever closer to catching a real (though CGI-like) glimpse. Hey, I'm not picky... The more boobs, butts and public fondlings in my life the better.

James Deen's Twitter: With tweets such as, "This is samora morgan... I'm totally gonna bang her butt hole :-) http://mypict.me/ebmjZ" and "Fuck you 7 am!! Why do you even exist?? On the other hand... The way microwaves work is fucking fascinating," I think this speaks for itself. I'm just thankful someone who is as... busy as James Deen is also technologically savvy enough to keep us laymen in the loop!

And what are you thankful for yourselves? Let us know in the comments!

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