Alexis Ford Is Also Fit To Be ‘toed

Though the juicy Alexis Ford recalls scenes from both "Hellraiser" and "American Beauty" in her latest film, it was the broken promise of a cameltoe that intrigued us on the boxcover of "Fit To Be Tied."

Oh, Adam & Eve, in your haste to not show vaginas on your boxcovers you airbrushed the most compelling cameltoe ("The Most Compelling Cameltoe" is not a Sade song) onto the delicious Alexis Ford and didn't replicate the magic in the movie.

Ford and director James Avalon do give us more than a hint of Mena Suvari in "American Beauty" as the lush and red-lipped contract girl totters through a room strewn with rose petals and then, as if awaiting Pinhead, is secured by magically-appearing ropes before being fucked by (not Pinhead but) Marcus London.

"I'm not worthy of your cock," says Ford unconvincingly, as if fishing for compliments. "I want you to tie me up and fuck me."

Though her vulva is gloriously revealed throughout—and we're not complaining—we would have dearly loved to have been Ms. Ford's thong-wrangler. Sadly, it was Photoshop that got the job.

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