Can Darling Nikki Aims Be Saved?

"Cap'n Save A Ho" is a term for a man who is called to "save" pornstresses from themselves so that, out of gratitude, they will fuck him and no one else (this ends in tears). Not in this movie.

In the Black Ice version, Captain Save 'Em is just a guy in a mask who fucks women and then offers "to pay their light bill."

I admit that I was hoping to see a signature bit of Porn Valley sociology played out on film (perhaps when I am a director I will tackle the real meaning of Cap'n Save A Ho, as well as Suitcase Pimps and Stuntcocks), but this is a genuinely funny, lighthearted movie with extra time being spent to establish the good Cap'n's character and wardrobe.

He then "saves" the juicy Nikki Aims from having to fuck herself.

"This is nice," Aims says, working herself over with a toy, "but I think I need some real dick" (to which the Cap'n replies, "It is I.")

· Black Ice (blackicedvd.com)
· Buy "Captain Save 'Em" (gamelink.com)