Movies We Want to See: “The Rush”

Has this happened to you? You insert a disc into your digital playback device when the mailman, soaked with rain, drops a wet Hammacher Schlemmer catalog on your keyboard. We made up our own story from this "Rush" gallery.

OK, so from the nudes I was able to salvage, I have pieced together the following story.

Sassy and translucent Jayme Langford demands that ripe Lia bend over and show her pussy all the time (1-4). Beyond what a good idea that is on its face, it is impossible to tell why. In any case, Lia and Langford are satisfied with their master/servant relationship that they can't help but break the fourth wall.

Meanwhile, Mr. Marcus and Marie Luv can't seem to look each other in the eye (5,6); they can only look at her vulva. Makes sense, but their communication skills are lacking.

Perhaps because of Langford's tartness, Lia seeks solace from other people (7-10) who don't make her bend over all the time. It's great that Lia gets to sit or stand upright.

Cindy Hope is bussed in (11) because the production needed brunettes to qualify for federal funding.

Then Lia and Shawna Lenee switch places for a moment (12-16), challenging our assumptions that all blonde porn performers are actually the same person.

But then, transformed, Lia looks back at us (17) , as if to say "I am sticking out my ass at you and standing up. I've changed. Have you?"

We don't know, Lia. We don't know. But back up a little closer.

· Vivid (vivid.com)
· Buy "The Rush" (gamelink.com)