Ashton Kutcher’s Alleged Mistress, Actually Naked

If you read the tabloids—and if you do, can we ask why?—then you're probably aware of the current rumors that Ashton Kutcher's been dipping his pen in some non-Demi ink. RadarOnline has dirt on alleged mistress Brittney Jones.

And, what's more, since they're an upstanding journalistic body, they've done their due diligence and gone and out dug up naked pictures of her. For journalism. We're not sure what this has to do with Ashton Kutcher, especially given that he's not in any of the pictures, but, uh, we guess it proves that she's a party girl, which somehow justifies the claim that she and Ashton did the do.

Of course, if a handful of naked pictures makes you a party girl...well, uh, we must be the life of the party (and having affairs with, like, everyone in Hollywood).

· Naked Photos Of Ashton Kutcher's Mistress Surface — Her Party Lifestyle Revealed (radaronline.com)
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