Kylee Reese Says “Worship My Schoolgirl Ass”

September 17, 2010
OTTIMO-MASSIMO

Good news for all you anti-religion types! If you didn't sign up with the Church of Bootyism, you can still drop to your knees and bury your face betwixt the soulful cheeks of a schoolgirl savior.

Worship My Schoolgirl Ass

Studio: Tom Byron Pictures
Director: Tom Byron
Cast: Kylee Reese, Jackie Daniels, Lexi Brooks, Jynx Maze, Tia Cyrus, Christian, Nick Manning, Jack Lawrence, Tom Byron

Now, a lot of guys think they know how to worship schoolgirl ass. People think ogling the gentle curves hidden beneath a plaid, pleated skirt is enough to appease the booty goddesses. Wrong. Digging that derriere is but one part of the ritual.

Take Christian, for example. When Lexi Brooks starts playing a game of ding-dong-ditch on his doorbell, he knows what'll happen next. He has to accept this mischief as part of the experience, and then he can start spanking, stripping, and rimming her. Although adorable, Lexi plays a stoic schoolgirl, and barely makes a peep when Christian hikes up her skirt and shoves his fat cock in her studious behind. At least there's one ding-dong she can't ditch.

Besides being mischievous, schoolgirls are naturally inquisitive. Jynx Maze goes over to Nick Manning's house for a piano lesson, but when she finds Nick passed out (next to an empty bottle and a cheeseburger, naturally), she starts exploring the house. She gets excited when she finds the sex swing in the living room, so she takes off her panties and plants her ass squarely upon the stubbly, hungover Manning mouth. Placing her Keds on his thighs, Jynx rides Nick until he gives into her curiosity and throws her on the swing. It's a learning experience, really.

Schoolgirls tend to show up in strange places, too. That's why no explanation is given (or necessary) for why Officer Jack Lawrence bends Tia Cyrus over the hood his cruiser and bangs her with his nightstick. We're somewhat tired of seeing Jack as a cop, but it makes sense since the guy owns the car and costume. And frankly, there's something visually captivating about watching Tia slowly suck his cock to life beneath his tazer and pepper spray-laden belt.

Few archetypal pornographic relationships are as complex and captivating as the teacher-schoolgirl bond, and that's why Tom Byron himself plays professor for both Jackie Daniels and Kylee Reese. First, Mr. Byron battles the demons of temptation as Jackie helps hang decorations in his classroom. Oh, how he longs to bury his goatee in her plain white panties. But this exact thing happened at the last school Tom taught at, and that incident destroyed his marriage! He can't resist Jackie's coquettish charms and cocksucking skills, and when he busts across her tiny desk, she dutifully cleans the table with her tongue.

Later, Kylee Reese submits a naughty porn script to Mr. Byron's screenwriting class and forges a powerful partnership between the two scholarly sexpots. She's concocted something called "Strap-On Sunny," and thinks Tom should go into the porn business with her. They celebrate their new careers with a robust fuck on Tom's metal desk—it's one of the roughest, most exciting scenes in the whole film—only stopping once. Tom stops mid-thrust and says, "I thought of a great title for our first movie: ‘Worship My Schoolgirl Ass.'" "No, I don't think so," Kylee says, rocking back against Tom's cock. "Not catchy."

Maybe there's a bit too much banter in "Worship My Schoolgirl Ass," but it's all for a good reason. Tom Byron knows just how to build tension in the naughtiest possible way, and the heart-wrenching questions he asks himself—that is, to fuck or not to fuck his students—are so brow-furrowingly difficult to answer that we find ourselves aroused off the pure, palpable dilemma. It speaks to a strange place in the human mind! Men and women of every profession, every walk of life bow down to one totem of tukhus: schoolgirl ass.

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