Oh Yes They Did: “Call Of Booty: Modern Whorefare”

Who knew Tom Byron loved video games? As it turns out, he's gone ahead and given the critically-acclaimed shooter "Call of Duty: Modern Warfare" the XXX treatment it's always (sort of, not really at all actually) needed.

Beneath the tender, satirical crust, there's a chewy, nougaty center of anti-piracy sentiments. Tired of having their computers plundered, Bobbi Starr, Flower Tucci, Gracie Glam, Jessica Lynn, and Nikki Sexx decide to hit the nerdy perverts where they feel it most: the genitals. As the victorious vixens force the subdued combatants to assume the ass-licking positions, they deliver a final message: "You internet pirates stop stealing our porn!"

Bobbi and company might not be visiting any brown-grey battlefields or delivering savage headshots to Ultranationalists, but the spirit of fair competition and do-or-die zeal is still there. As Tom Byron puts it...

"People are hacking video games, movies, TV shows, and especially porn on the Internet," says Byron "this movie just shows the absolute best possible outcome of getting caught. Unfortunately, all of the real hackers stealing porn don't have Bobbi Starr showing up their door demanding you fuck her to pay her back."

Well put, Mr. Byron.

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