Jules Jordan Goes On “Beach Patrol”

With Rachel Starr, Mariah Milano, Gracie Glam, Victoria Lawson, Candace Cage, and Penelope Piper on board, "Beach Patrol" is all about big natural breasts and heavy anal—at the beach! Jules Jordan hunts them down and gets his way.

We're just going to go ahead and say what everyone else is thinking: it's unfair that Jules Jordan gets paid a small fortune to fuck hot chicks all day long and pass them out to his friends. We believe it was the Persian god-king Xerxes that Al Pacino was quoting when he said, "What the hell, bro?" And why aren't more celebrities doing this kind of thing? Barring the requisite dumbing down that goes into the average day working in the skin industry, and for some moral beliefs and religious inclinations, we can't imagine why everyone from Rick Ross to Marky Mark wouldn't want a piece of this.

Here at Fleshbot, we're no haters. Don't get it twisted. We don't player hate. We celebrate. We're just spitting some real talk for all of y'all. Now that we've got that out of the way, we can go right to the part where we tell you how good the movie is—it's very, very good. Not that we expected much less from the gonzo master in his prime.

We'd like to take a little Monday morning moment to discuss Rachel Starr and her wicked nasty ways. Everything about this sultry slut screams hot sex...especially her hot sex. She takes nothing short of a pounding in her hot pink cavity and comes back begging for more. She isn't ready to throw in the towel until her beautiful face and gorgeous tits are covered in a fresh coat of protein pudding. You had us at naked.

"Beach Patrol" comes out next week from Jules Jordan Video. That guy has some awesome karma. That's all we can say. Oh, and thanks for letting us be a part of it.

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