“Lex on Blondes,” Carpet, Jenna Lovely

There is a slight chance that Miss Jenna Lovely is not a real blonde, though she is lovely. And that is reason enough for Lexington Steele to be on her.

"But if Jenna Lovely isn't a natural blonde," you're asking, "how can I ever trust porn again?"

Listen, Billy: would it be kicking you when you're down to say that those aren't real breasts, either? Or how about that Lexington Steele isn't in every scene in this movie? I think you're missing the big picture.

What we are to take away from this film is that the small group of men who think like Lex in this film are unanimous in their opinion that the five women all embody a blonde ideal that is pleasant. Each of them wasn't missed by red beans and rice, and not one of their asses wilts from the onslaught of Lex or his Lexalikes.

Furthermore, each of these dudes appears really grateful for the hippy, breasty attentions of women like Trina Michaels and Jacky Joy, and you should, too.

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