“America’s Hottest Super Sluts” Get Second Chance To Shine

Ask Philip Seymour Hoffman if he believes in second chances, and he'll tell you they 're just an opportunity to make the same mistake twice. Personally, we believe in porno redemption—and apparently New Sensations does as well.

No one likes to be patronized, shouted down by carnival barkers with promises, then sold cheap compilations featuring tired scenes of our favorite girls with more miles on them then a porn studio mattress. It's enough to make you want to grab a sharp object and jam your eyes out, like the cover of a Scorpions album.

That's why we generally don't cover them, but in the case of "America's Hottest Super Sluts" we had to make an exception, because this bad boy rocked us like a proverbial hurricane. Why is that, you ask? New Sensations packed in 14 chicks we psychotically love in 14 scenes we can't recall, then sent it out into the world with loving care—like a kid on their first day at kindergarten.

Ashlynn Brooke, Bree Olson, Hillary Scott, Julia Bond, Sunny Lane, Gia Paloma, Monica Sweetheart, Cody Lane, Haley Scott, Delilah Strong, Katja Kassin, Sunrise Adams, Jamie Huxley, and Rita Faltoyano have all had fantastic runs in the industry. Each of them has gone above and beyond the call of booty in front of the cameras, earning them legions of fans along with the right to wear the badge of pornstar with pride.

Let's be honest now—they deserve another shot at your fleeting affection, you cruel and whimsical bastards. We think you owe them that much. Just think of each of them as the blue version of Mickey O'Rourke in "The Wrestler," then sit back and drink them in with wonder into the black rainbow that is your soul. Hope is a fragile and dangerous thing in this world, when it's not being bandied about as a cheap campaign slogan.

"America's Hottest Super Sluts" comes out this week from New Sensations. Check this sample set out and then tell us that you don't believe in second chances. That's what we thought. Now doesn't that feel better? You're welcome.

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· New Sensations (newsensations.com)