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Tune In To “Batman XXX: A Porn Parody”… Same Bat-Style, New Bat-Libido!

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Tune In To “Batman XXX: A Porn Parody”... Same Bat-Style, New Bat-Libido!It's all bouffant hair-dos and sexy, retro underwear as far as the eye can see. Oh, and there's something about the big-cocked spirit of Adam West dicking down all of Gotham.

Batman XXX: A Porn Parody

Studio: Vivid
Director: Axel Braun
Cast: Tori Black, Lexi Belle, Kimberly Kane, Alexis Texas, Andy San Dimas, Syren Sexton, Dale DaBone, Evan Stone, James Deen, Randy Spears

Some days I wake up and think, "Dear God, why do I have to review another juvenile piece of parody porn?" Other days I wake up, cradling the DVD box in my arms, and I look at it and say, "I love us." Today is the second type of day because—as DCypher so beautifully put it—this may be the best parody we have ever seen.

Think about "Batman XXX" in terms of the pantheon of parody porn: where other studios and directors try to evoke the essence of their subjects, forge loose facsimiles of sets, and make smirking allusions to pop culture, Axel Braun and his team create a world so chillingly like the real thing that you wonder why Julie Newman has the same tattoo as Tori Black.

Not only does Tori play a purrfect Catwoman, but the skintight costume and claws also release some feline predatory nature that Tori was definitely repressing. She takes Batman (Dale DaBone) deep inside her while Robin (James Deen) pounds away at her mouth, and even though Tori is flat on her back, she's still clearly in control. Between the two masked marvels, Robin commands the most aggressive sexual appetite, getting all up in Tori's face and making her beg for cock.

Catwoman isn't the only pussy Robin gets in the film. After watching the Joker (played by Randy Spears) use all his cackling, demented evil to fuck the minions Andy San Dimas and Syren Sexton, Batgirl (Lexi Belle) jumps Robin for the one gadget he doesn't keep in his utility belt. We love the fact that James Deen can pull off the goody two-shoes angle one minute, and the next he's slamming his masked face hard against Lexi's tight ass.

One of the most impressive moments in "Batman XXX" is when they recreate—almost flawlessly—the meeting between Batman and The Riddler's moll Molly (played by Alexis Texas). The dialogue, the costumes, and even the Batusi are all hilarious, and they're exactly like you remember them. Then, of course, Molly drags Batman off to bounce her sweet behind against his cock and suck him dry; that's new.

Holy Ass-kissing, Batman! What else have I neglected to praise? There's: the music, the fight scene (choreographed by Evan Stone), the stoic Commissioner Gordon, the way Kimberly Kane takes Evan Stone's riddle through her rear door, the cameo by Ron Jeremy that's actually amusing, and the fact that the only extraneous characters having sex are Andy San Dimas and Syren Sexton, who, despite not enjoying their henchman partnership, sizzle as they take turns sucking off/receiving sinister wedgies from the Joker.

What more could we possibly want from "Batman XXX"? Maybe Lexi could have trimmed her pubes into the shape of a bat. Or maybe every cumshot could include a bright brass flare and a superimposed onomatopoeia like "SPLAT!" or "JIZZ!" But honestly, this movie just makes us so happy. Vivid can feel free to leave cliffhanger after cliffhanger, because we'll definitely tune back in.

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Tune In To “Batman XXX: A Porn Parody”... Same Bat-Style, New Bat-Libido!Andy San Dimas and Syren Sexton
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