Sexy Suburban Secrets Are Revealed In “Cheating Housewives 7”

You know the thing about cheating housewives is, well, they cheat. Put Jim Powers in charge of them and that gets cranked up real fast. Get ready for a preview of the award winning MILF series's 7th installment.

Just so you know, Jim Powers is one of the last of the real story tellers. You probably wouldn't think of that, given his catalog of unmitigated raunch over the last couple of decades, but trust us—this guy puts every single scene that he shoots in context. So it's only fitting that Smash Pictures gives you, the viewer, the option of watching the whole riveting drama of why these horny housewives can't behave, or simply skipping to the scenes themselves.

After introducing us to the idea of the banality of suburban life as a mask that barely covers the feral desires of the poor souls trapped in it (we had no idea it was so hard to be upper middle class), we skip ahead to Dyanna Lauren playing a hooker who gets picked up by Evan Stone. Stone nearly chokes her to death on his enormous cock and elephantine nuts, but she-devil Lauren can actually breath with a guys junk jammed the wrong way down her throat. Soon Evan is pummeling her box while she lies on top of him on a squeaky white coach. No transitions, no extra dialogue, just tight pink pussy drilling. Stone makes her earn her payday then blasts a scorching wad of sex cream right in her astonished face. It's official. Dyanna Lauren has still got it in our opinion, even if Evan makes her take a cab back to the alley where he bought her.

Dyanna changes into business clothes and heads home to see her hubby, who think that she is an entirely different kind of working girl. Smash cut to the girls just lying around the pool. Raquel Devine tries desperately to convince Kayla Paige to fuck her husband Randy Spears in exchange for a shot at Kayla's Mr. Right, Jack Lawrence. Cut to the players all asleep in their beds next to their proper partners while a female narrator explains the plot in a Shakespearean sing songy riddle.

The next day, Kyle Stone, a neighbor, finds out that his hot young wife Mellanie Monroe is cheating on him. He confronts her and she tells him he sucks in bed and that she isn't sorry she is cheating and that it is over. Kyle pleads like a worm and offers to let her keep her lover so long as he can watch. It's truly pathetic. She brings over a big black guy who takes her apart from every angle imaginable. Kyle studies them intently to see what he can learn about what his wife really wants. She takes his ebony love muscle down her throat with the greatest of ease, letting us know right away what kind of dirty whore she is. When she's got it nice and hard she lets him ride her from behind while wimpy Kyle squirms. Then she takes it six ways to Sunday in her tight pink clam, loving every last second of her gash being properly pounded. For a girl who loves getting demolished from the waste down by big black cock she sure hates semen, which we deduce by the way she clamps her lips shut when he pours a gallon of his love juice on her face then coos through closed lips. Ha ha!

Next up, McKenzie Lee and her good friend Tanya Tate decide to give Mac's new college-age boyfriend the show of his young life. Well it isn't long before Mike has crawled out of the pool and started banging the woman closest to his mom's age from behind. They pause to take turns blowing him and then it's back to the vag slammin' with McKenzie riding it and speaking in tongues. We honestly have no idea what these British chicks were going on about half the scene. Their accent is downright distracting. Luckily, it soon passes and Mike turn the heat way up. He fucks McKenzie so damn hard that she starts crying about how good it is over and again. Then he showers a full serving of young stud protein pudding all over Tanya's ass and McKenzie licks it all up.

Kayla Paige takes the house keys from Raquel Devine and goes off to fuck Randy Spears. He's a sophisticated lover, making her do all the warm up while he watches. Meanwhile Raquel Devine sneaks into Kayla's bedroom and sucks her husband jack Lawrence hard—no mean feat in our opinion.

Raquel Devine, we might add, has some serious acting ability. She totally convinced us that she was a liberal dish washing housewife with a hidden wild streak in the very first scene of the movie. Add to that a unquenchable lust for fresh cock meat that borders on demonic possession and her value begins to climb—exponentially.

Kayla has an amazing pussy. It's so wet and pink and delicious. Randy wastes no time lapping away at it then fingering her delicate flower until it blooms. She rewards him with a sultry slow suck off for all his tongue gymnastics and he signs her praises the whole time, sounding more like Louis Armstrong every day. When it comes to sex, Randy savors every single position with the sexy Kayla and her hot silky cunt. She's like the porno Jennifer Aniston. Randy makes her fuck him back. It's a beautiful sight to watch her wriggle her Hello Kitty pink butterfly and winking pucker at him in doggy. He pulls out pollinates her lascivious crack with a torrent of milky seed. He tells her, "you just cheated on your husband."

Complaints with the movie? It took way too long to get to the sex. It needs to happen in the first ten minutes, people. Teasing doesn't count. Masturbation doesn't count. Sorry, Jim. Story or not this is still porn, so unless you hit your head and think you're suddenly Andrew Blake, leave the lengthy introductions on the cutting room floor.

There were also serious lighting, sound, editing, and other technical issues peppered throughout the show but since most of the time they did not distract from the sex, we were willing to overlook them. Gotta wonder how the director talking over the scene makes it past quality control, or loud planes in the pop shot, or dramatic lighting changes during the scene.

"Cheating Housewives 7" comes out this summer from Smash Pictures and Jim Powers. Look for it. Now check out this sizzling sample of snaps and let us know what you think.

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