Face it, King: Catherine Howard is just too young for you! She's way more interested in Thomas Culpepper anyway. It must be good sex, too, because everyone knows what happens when you cross the king.
Not that we're here to judge, but Catherine Howard was the hottest of Henry's wives. It's not just because Tamzin Merchant is hot (although that helps); did you read her letter to Culpepper? We're not saying it's super erotic, but it's pretty steamy for the 16th century.
· "The Tudors" (sho.com)