“Bree And Teagan” Might Try A Little Tenderness

Teagan Presley and Bree Olson are so good at what they do that they don't even need to check in with each other, really, to execute a zesty porn scene. But you kind of wish they would.

Two-thirds of Adam & Eve's contract girl roster pair up for a strenuous and by-the-numbers scene pitting two blonde beauties: one the whip-tight Teagan and the other the squeezable Bree Olson, both of whom are veteran performers.

Both women command a name recognition beyond porn circles and will therefore sell many copies of the five-scene "Bree And Teagan" video, and it seems fitting that director Andre Madness turns the camera on after the scene has begun, as if the two stars just didn't need the introductions before getting at each other.

Still, there is such little eye contact, even when they're kissing, that the scene left me cold, rocking back and forth, my sweater pulled up over my wrists, feeling a little used.

Not even an "I'll call you" after the last glass dildo was removed from Bree's estimable holes.

I guess Bree and Teagan can't be all things to all people and I shouldn't expect them to be. After all, if I wanted coy glances and simpering coquettishness, I should've rented "Dirtpipe Milkshakes."

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