April O’Neil Wants To Fuck You (If You’re On This List)

What kind of girls does superhot pornstar April O'Neil crush out on? A lot of the same ones as us! In her words:

This is what happens when I stay up all night...I make a list of porn girls I want to fuck:

AJ Bailey - She's smart, pretty, and hit on me when I met her.

Andy San Dimas - I wanna fuck this girl SO bad! I met her on my very first photoshoot, have seen her around here and there, even got to make out with her once...but alas, I have yet to go all the way.

Alexis Ford - She was at the studio when I did my DangerLive.com webcam show. She was so fun & flirty. She got me off so good with her magic wand, I just want to return the favor.

Asa Akira - Hottest asian girl ever. And she likes LOST.

Ashlyn Rae - Ashlyn is the sweetest girl I have ever met. Ever. She's gorgeous, nice, funny, a great kisser...she's perfect. She's really perfect.

Bobbi Starr - I just admire the crap outta her.

Breanne Benson - She was my roommate in Vegas for AEE. She is so fucking skinny with great natural boobs. Very chill girl, too.

Capri Anderson - She just seems like she'd be a damn good fuck.

Celeste Star - I've worked with her twice but only in threesomes. It'd be nice to have her to myself.

Faye Reagan - Same thing with Faye, I worked with her once in a threesome & I barely got any contact with her.

Georgia Jones - I just need to do this one again. The roles we were playing were so opposite our natural selves, it was weird.

Gracie Glam - We've hung out a few times & she's one of the coolest girls in the industry. She's hot & her smile makes me melt a little.

Harmony Hex - She's hot, British, & loves Doctor Who...perfect! Sign me up!

India Summer - I'm betting she's VERY good at making a girl cum. Not to mention she's absolutely gorgeous.

Jayme Langford - She's like a Jana Jordan twin and I want.

Jenna Haze - I really don't think this one needs any explanation. I just hope I get to smoke her out afterward.

Juelz Ventura - Met her in Andy's room in Vegas...she's fuckin hot!

Julia Ann - I had heard this name so often but never knew the face to the name. Then, I was flipping through AVN & saw her picture, realizing that she had done my makeup the day before. The same makeup artist who's shirt I was looking down most of the time & thought was so hot! I wanna fuck her because I can.

Justine Joli - Omfg, this girl is mindblowingly hot. Omfg.

Khristy Creams - She's just bad ass. So bad ass. And hot. And foreign. Mmm.

Kita Zen - She looks like an anime character. Enough said.

Lexi Belle - Her voice...omg her voice is the cutest fucking thing ever. Usually, I don't like dirty talk, but when she does it, it's the best thing in the world.

McKenzee Miles - One of the coolest chicks I've met in the industry so far. Very down to earth, which is rare around here. Plus she's hot. And fun. I just wanna do it again with her.

Melissa Jacobs - Absolutely hilarious girl and she looks like Winnie from the Wonder Years, who I've always had a crush on. I could play out my fantasy.

Reena Sky - Nerdy, hot girl. Those are rare, too. Gotta get on that.

Robbye Bentley - She was the director/camera lady for my BangBros.com shoot. At the time, we tried to get her to join in but she wouldn't do it. Now she's in LA & performing and I want her! Did I mention she is entirely full of nonstop fun? :)

Sammie Rhodes - Yet another girl that I've only worked with in threesomes and would love to have all to myself.

Sasha Grey - She's Sasha Grey, what human doesn't want to fuck her?

Shyla Jennings - She's SOO cute. I had fun with her the first time around and it's been awhile.

Sophia Santi - Her eyes, her boobs, her sweet back tattoo. She's just hot.

Taylor Vixen - BOOBS!

Tori Black - She's beautiful and an amazing performer.

Veronica Ricci - Just gorgeous!

Zoe Britton - She's truly into girls which is a super plus. We did a foot fetish scene together once. She was so sexy sucking on my toes & all I could think about was what she could do with her mouth elsewhere.

Of course, I'd like to pretty much fuck every hot girl, but these are just the ones I definitely know I want. :)

Republished with permission from Love, April O'Neil.