People laud Henry VIII of England for being a horny, rebellious monarch, like it's cool or something. Well, Henry IV of France was got freaky under quite a few frocks and everybody was cool with it.
Henry IV didn't have to behead anybody, invent any new religions, or start beef with the Spanish. He just kept his pimp hand strong and had a stable of bad noble babes by his side on the regular. Our history may be a little rusty, but we also heard he had a sizable penis. That's a monarchy worth emulating.
· "Henry IV" (2010) (imdb.com)
· Armelle Deutsch & Chloé Stefani :: Henri IV (2010) (deepatseavideos.blogspot.com)