“Daddy Gets Lucky 2”: Us? Not So Much

February 11, 2010
LANK

The execution is weak. It's as if Hustler is playing at creepy the way women who've never borne children play at milfery. We want to see "Daddy" plucked from utter despair by some hot young thing, but it's too easy.

The performer Joe Blow is an amicable and professional dude who seems to find himself in lucky situations. Maybe he's 40, but with so many porn guys over 40 (Evan Stone and Tommy Gunn come to mind) who don't play the "dad" angle, we don't really believe the premise the way we would if it were Rod Fontana, Dick Nasty, Ron Jeremy, or Randy Spears.

Here's a sample setup. Pixieish Marie McCray is sulking on a curb as Joe drives by.

"Is that you?" he says.

"Me and Billy just got into a really big fight," she says.

"My son Billy?" he says.

No, you ass, Billy Carter.

This is not a bad movie sex-wise, but if you're one of those sickos with a narrative fetish, stick with honest-to-God creepiness like "Crack Whore Confessions."

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