Arm Wrestling And The Effects Of Liberated Breasts: A Study

February 6, 2010
OTTIMO-MASSIMO

You know the drill: the jolly perverts over at Nuts Magazine are conducting more experiments regarding the effects of toplessness on certain sports. This time: the honorable arena of arm wrestling.

At first, our reaction to this was like, "Why are people always so excited to watch women compete with one another in the nude?" But then we were like, "Oh snap! Being topless is like taking steroids!" You heard it here first folks: Olympic officials need to test for toplessness in the upcoming Winter Games. We can't have any unfair advantages.

· Is arm wrestling better topless?