“Friends” Fight Ferrigno & Fuck Friends’ Moms, Sometimes

Mystery, intrigue, hot sex, friendship, jealousy, betrayal, motherfucking, celebrity erectile dysfunction—all of these subjects will be covered in today's magnificent post. Yippie!

"Friends for Life," the latest Michael Raven feature from Wicked Pictures, is in no way like "Cable Guy" (remember, from back in the day?). First of all, smart ass, it features smoking hot Wicked contract superstar Alektra Blue getting crammed in her pink tunnel of love by multiple partners, including a crazy three sex ninja assassins on one bad motherfucker tryst. Do you think Jim Carrey could have pulled a fourway like that off and managed to stay hard without a fucking truckload of Viagra? Jenny McCarthy couldn't have kept him solid even if she fluffed him in between.

What is friendship all about? Is it just about two cool dudes who get along chilling, having each other's backs, and tearing shit up? Does it mean that you rock out to Rush, speak in accents, and fist fight Lou Ferrigno? Many of you know that there is also a dark, girlfriend and her fine ass mom nailing side, the side you just can't trust to keep it real. Who the hell would bang out Farrah's mom over her sweet faucet you ask? Exactly—but what if her mom's was fire pie Janet Mason? Now what?

In the case of Barrett Blade and Eric Masterson, the comedic death punch to your junk, it means they're now bonded for life—through vagina. Oh, and it's not just in the movie. We have first hand knowledge that they roll like that off set as well.

So the only question left is whether or not this flick is worth spending your time and money on—and the jury is still out on that one. On the negative side, it's a movie based on a bad comedy from a decade ago, sort of, but Barrett and Eric carry this thing with their non-stop hijinks and irrepressible banter. Plot may be distracting for some, just like condoms may kill the fantasy, but the sex is pretty hot in that fourway, and any chance to see sexy ass Alektra Blue do her thing is always worth a peek, right? Tell ya what, suckerpunch, check out the solid gallery of pix they sent over and you decide.

"Friends For Life" is available now from Michael Raven and Wicked Pictures.

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