“Mandy Candy” Is Dandy, But Kimberly Kane Is Insane(ly Talented)

Mandy Morbid demonstrates that "Mandy Candy" is the only dessert that both causes and fills cavities.

Mandy Candy

Studio: Heartcore Films
Director: Kimberly Kane
Cast: Mandy Morbid, Kimberly Kane, Devi Lynne, Zak Sabbath, noname

Mandy Morbid, former Suicide Girl, hasn't blessed the pages of our website in quite a while. Imagine our excitement when we received "Mandy Candy" in the mail! Well, the excitement was short-lived.

Mandy has a gentle face (some have said she looks a tad like Anne Hathaway) and a bodacious rack; these are both wonderful to see in photos. Unfortunately, she seems less than comfortable in front of the video camera. The longest scene with her and boyfriend Zak Sabbath feels like a driver's-ed class: jerky, awkward, stop-and-start sex. Sometimes Zak has to put a pillow under Mandy's butt, or take it out, or he has to slap Mandy with his cock, or he has to spit on her tits, or whatever: let's just say it's really hard to work up a good lather with all these interruptions.

Like much of Ms. Morbid's other work, "Mandy Candy" has a sinister edge to it. Both the DVD menu and the opening credits have a grating, industrial soundtrack likely designed to unnerve viewers and create a state of vulnerability. In this same vein, one of the segues between scenes features little, dark subtitles describing Mandy's favorite pastime: picking up young, runaway girls off the street and paying them to masturbate on camera (an activity Devi Lynne later demonstrates). Beyond that bit of brooding, the four, straightforward scenes are really just standard fuckshows.

Due props must be given to Kimberly Kane: she is a solid rock in an otherwise shifting world of altgirl porn and her scenes in "Mandy Candy" are simply the best. First she rolls up on Mandy's hotel room with a long, black trench coat and duffle bag full of rope, dildos, vibrators, and strapons, and unceremoniously goes to work on Mandy's with the heaviest tools. It's like that scene from the first Matrix movie where Neo and Trinity try to pass security with loads of guns on them, except Kimberly Kane is far more attractive than Carrie-Anne Moss. For the final vignette, Kimberly throat-fucks the cameraman and beats him off with a cherry Ring Pop on her hand. It may be a bit anticlimactic, but it's the sweetest gag session ever.

So while "Mandy Candy" is a good snack of Mandy Morbid, you might feel let down if you were expecting a full meal.

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Buy "Mandy Candy" (gamelink.com)
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Buy "Mandy Candy" (gamelink.com)
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Buy "Mandy Candy" (gamelink.com)
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