Christina Hendricks: Cleavage Wrangler

December 7, 2009
OTTIMO-MASSIMO

How does Christina Hendricks keep all that breast under control? Observe, as the photos retell the timeless battle of Woman vs. Unmanageable Boobs.

In theory, it seems like we should have something better to do than ogle the tops of her breasts, but we really don't. And we can't help but theorize about how they might try to escape. Over the dress seems impossible, and they're too buxom to make it past the armpits, but there has to be a way... All they need is a plan and a great boob leader to show them the path.

· More photos at Christina Hendricks Busts Out the Cleavage (egotastic.com)