Second Verse, Same As The First: “Art School Girls Are Easy”

What kind of person remakes a groundbreaking, influential porn film a mere five years after its release? The same person who first thought to set a porno at an art school populated by tattooed, pierced alt girls: Eon McKai.

Art School Girls are Easy

Studio: Vivid-Alt
Director: Eon McKai
Cast: Andy San Dimas, Kasha Bella, Stevie Hart, Pixie Pearl, Daniel, Vin Vericose, Dane Cross

Yes, "Art School Girls are Easy" is a "remake" of the seminal pomo porn "Art School Sluts." Is it a brilliant twist on porn's relentless reinvention of the same topic? Is it a nostalgic cry for a simpler time? Is it a sign that Eon McKai is just completely out of ideas? We're still puzzling all that through—but we can say for certain that it's a pretty hot film.

Fans of the original will be familiar with the structure of this release: the opening car crash segues into a girl-girl scene with Kasha Bella and Pixie Pearl, a trip to art school results in Pixie and Daniel getting it on in front of the class (while Kasha takes photos, natch), Kasha and Stevie Hart seduce Vin Vericose into a threeway, Andy San Dimas and Daniel giggle their way through dialogue and get down to the fucking, and—last but not least—Kasha seduces Dane Cross, who's stopped going to art school in favor of doing drugs.

When "Art School Sluts" hit the scene, it was hailed as groundbreaking, revolutionary, and influential—and truly, a porn unlike any other that had come before. Five years later, "Art School Girls are Easy" doesn't have the same impact: quite literally, we have seen something like this before.

So if you strip away the novelty and the newness, what's left of the girls of "Art School"? Hot sex, for one: Pixie Pearl and Andy San Dimas give knockout performances, the now retired (and much missed!) Stevie Hart takes a walk on the B/G/G side, and newcomer Kasha Bella proves that she has what it takes to fill shoes of the original Mia, Keiko.

And at the end of the day, isn't that what matters most?

One often wonders what an artist would do, if they had the chance to do it all over again. Perhaps Eon McKai is giving us his answer: he would have used more Pixie Pearl.

· Vivid-Alt (vividalt.com)

Pixie Pearl and Kasha Bella
Pixie Pearl and Kasha Bella
Stevie Hart, Kasha Bella, and Vin Vericose
Stevie Hart, Kasha Bella, and Vin Vericose
Kasha Bella and Dane Cross
Kasha Bella and Dane Cross
Andy San Dimas and Daniel
Andy San Dimas and Daniel
Andy San Dimas and Daniel
Andy San Dimas
Kasha Bella
Andy San Dimas
Kasha Bella
Kasha Bella
Andy San Dimas
Kasha Bella
Pixie Pearl
Pixie Pearl
Pixie Pearl
Andy San Dimas
Stevie Hart
Andy San Dimas
Stevie Hart
Stevie Hart
Pixie Pearl and Daniel