You Know, “I Love Sara Stone,” Too

I realize that I bandy about the word "delightful" like some people use "love" and "hate" (and "h8t"), but delightful is what Porn's amalgamated compilation concerns had in mind when it released "I Love Sara Stone."

The busty 26-year-old is not a huge star. She is not a particularly dirty talker. She is neither a girl next door nor a machine-crafted, tattooed and wizened piece of sex jerky. She doesn't seem to be a partier or someone too concerned that you think her smart, but she's not dumb. She knows she's sexy but won't hold it against you.

All the above seems apparent in the way porn is a blank slate for viewers to, er, projeculate on.

"I Love Sara Stone" is a compilation of 10 scenes that have only the zaftig charms of Stone in common, several that feature her trademark two-fisted, two-breasted cockgrasp. Of particular interest are her scenes with Lee Stone and Mr. Pete.

Lee Stone (no relation) is a guy who looks like Thing from "The Fantastic Four." He retired (mostly) to Florida this year. Due to his hugeness, Mr. Stone was often paired with tiny women that he would spin around to do a signature standing 69 upon.

But not with Sara Stone. It is like Lee is grateful to not have to do this party trick with Sara, who is superabsorbent.

And then there's Mr. Pete who, with Steve Holmes, is among Porn's Most Grateful dudes. Mr. Pete cannot get enough of Sara Stone.

Will Steven Soderbergh cast Stone in his next off-movie? No. Will Stone show up on the cover of Playboy? No. But she lights up the room, and that's why I love the delightful Sara Stone.

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