“Naughty Blonde MILF Librarians” Fuck A Little, Talk A Little

Well, you've got trouble, my friend, if at this enlightened point in our history you've got a mind to ban books. Esteemed colleague DCypher just shot a "mini-feature" about three smoking librarians who decided to fuck back America.

"It's a traditional three-act structure," said DCypher, tenting his fingers and looking thoughtfully into the middle distance. "The initial conflict is that the Naughty Blonde MILF Librarians have a naughty book section in their library that three guys want to ban."

The NBMLs are Brooke Haven, Heidi Mayne, and Holly Sampson. Tatum Pierce, also blonde and naughty but not yet a MILF, also appears in the movie.

"So Act Two is that the librarians decide to fuck the three guys in order to change their minds, which they do," the director said. "And Act Three involves the librarians fucking each other."

So these librarians, they started out as Naughty Blonde Milves, and - ?

"Yes," DCypher said, "the girls themselves don't have much of an arc, but they change everyone around them."

We took a moment to watch Brooke Haven sprawl frankly across the library's checkout desk. Later, Jay Ashley overcame his book-banning zeal to fuck Heidi Mayne.

The Sin City movie, which is being edited as of this writing and which will be released in September, is one of several mini-features the ancient and venerable porn company is shooting to add to its large back catalog.

And would "Naughty Blonde Asian MILF Librarians Who Are Also Overweight" be far behind?

"We've got a lot of niches covered already," said DCypher. "It's like a Jim Holliday movie."

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