Nerds! They never know how to say the right thing around women. Take this guy in the glasses--the specs clearly indicate that he is "complete nurd," of course--who simply tries to say something instructive (i.e., nerdy) to this young woman, but of course he says it in the wrong language and offends her. Her only recourse is to fuck his brains out, because nerds are afraid of sex, so that's really the only way to teach them a lesson. It's true! The next time a nerd says something awkward to your face, give him (or her) some head and you'll find they change their tune pretty darn quick.
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· "beauty and the 'nurd'" (Megarotic)