Barack Obama Delivers A “Stimulus” Package To Porn Valley

If you were hoping we could elect a hot black man to the presidency and not see him become the centerpiece of a (sigh) interracial porn feature, you should probably stop reading this post right about now.

Reprising the role he first played in "Obama's Nailin' Paylin!", Guy DiSilva returns as a horny Barrack bent on banging in every room of the White House. The press release contains such gems as this quote from Guy DiSilva:

You need to buy this movie so you can see what the Big Stimulus Package really is-and that's my dick, not some government bailout.

You don't say.

On the plus side, lovely Aryana Star plays Michelle Obama. On the minus side, the company putting this film out is called Rezko Films. Rezko? Like Tony Rezko?

This is just too weird, people.