“No Cum Dodging Allowed”: They Are Not Afraid

Believe it or not, gentle readers, there once was a time when ducking pop shots was the norm. Contract girls were thought to be almost too pretty for porn and only fucked for the money, not for the love of the game, and many of them didn't want to mess up their fancy makeup with a healthy basting of baby batter at the end of a scene. Imagine what it was like to watch gals working their way to the money shot in a veritable frenzy ... and then miraculously dodging it Matrix bullet time-style at the last possible second! So fans of the facial had to look for ever more niche-oriented titles in order to satisfy their pornic desires, turning to Japanese bukkake imports where previously a simple old couples-friendly Vivid movie would have sufficed.

In such a climate was born Mike John's "No Cum Dodging Allowed" series for Jules Jordan Video, and it quickly became one of the go-to titles for facial fans. In this, the ninth installment, the resolute Tatiana Kush, Velicity Von, Adrianna Nicole, Dana DeArmond, and Allie Foster get covered in goo so often and with such enthusiasm that you'd think that Nickelodeon was somehow involved in its production.

• "No Cum Dodging Allowed 9" (julesjordanvideo.com)