Fleshbot Fashion Police: Stocking Dos And Don’ts

There are entire volumes of smut dedicated to women in stockings, and some of them don't even show what most people would conider to be the naughty bits—just lots of long legs clad in various shiny materials. But stockings are one of the few fetish items with crossover appeal. After all, if you stick a woman in a clown suit in mainstream porn most viewers will probably be pissed off, confused, and limp-dicked. But put her in some thigh highs and no one's going to complain. The right stockings can add the perfect flourish to any porny outfit because they're an accessory that doesn't necessarily restrict access to the good stuff. But not all stockings are created equal. Check out who's wearing what (and who shouldn't be) after the jump. - Audacia Ray. . .

Sandee Westgate's Black and Teal Stockings Oh Sandee, you are pretty like whoa and this is one seriously put together outfit. The colors are awesome and the black lace top on the teal stocking is amazing, but that is one ridiculous garter belt. Garter belts are supposed to accentuate the hips and hold up your thigh highs. That is not going to happen when the belt is a lowrider with flimsy straps. Sure, porn outfits aren't exactly meant to withstand a vigorous strut around town, but there is no way in hell that garter belt will hold anything up. . . .

Kinky Zee's Fishnet Body Stocking Wearing a body stocking will not guarantee you sexiness. It will probably make you look stupid. Also, it's likely that things will get tangled and on top of not being all that sexy it will be embarassing. Kinky Zee, however, makes this thing look hot as all get out - maybe its the opera gloves. If you insist on a body stocking, fishnet is the most forgiving. Plus, it can tear really nicely. . . .

Lea Tyron's White Outfit The fun of wearing stockings somehow always seems to loop back to this damn white outfit with the almost-opaque white thigh highs. What's with this? Is it a porn star rite of passage? Do you have to do a photo shoot in which you look like you might be a bride or some other innocent in order to be in the Fraternal Order of Porn Stars? Stop it, it's tacky and awful. And to add insult to injury, Lea's wearing open toed shoes. That's a very basic fashion no-no: stockings require closed toe shoes. . . .

Angela Ryan's Knee Highs Free association time: knee high stockings? You thought about school girls, didn't you? Well, Angela Ryan will show you what's up. She's doing something a little different with the tried and true knee highs here. Knee highs and heels aren't exactly a classic look, but it sure is sexy and slightly different. . . .

Tanja Tiles Shows Us a Trick Lots of ladies shy away from thigh highs because they squeeze any chub you might have on your legs into unsightly lumps of flesh. But Tanja Tiles knows what's up: thigh highs that are a size too big can be pulled up way further, and the overall look is smoother. Maybe porn is educational after all. * * * * * Previously: Fleshbot Fashion Police: Courtney Cummz And Jenna Haze (Verdict: On Probation)