Fleshbot Fashion Police: MILF Hair Alert!

"Mom hair" is a recognized real-world phenomenon: when a mom finds her hairdo getting in the way of her busy lifestyle, she trims it down so it's practical and managable with minimal time and effort. Porn stars, on the other hand, are largely known for their luxuriant, high-maintenance manes. But what about the MILFs--or at least the ones who play them on TV in adult videos? Do MILFs have haircuts that mark them too? Let's grab our nightsticks and investigate after the jump.-Audacia Ray

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The Cougar Club
While technically not all cougars are MILFs (though most MILFs are indeed cougars), this collection of ladies seems like a good benchmark for MILFdom through the porn universe. And what do you know, they've all got long sexy hair with a little volume to it! Only Kylie Ireland has bangs hanging in her eyes, which though damning on many MILFs look pretty sharp on her. (Though the bustier doesn't hurt either.)

Horny White Mothers 4
There it is: the dreaded MILF hair. Sure, Desi Foxx could probably put her hair in a pony tail if she wanted, but the bangs obscuring her forehead and eye brows are not good. Would Desi really lose her MILF cred if she had better hair? Get the lady some volumizing shampoo and a comb!

Somebody's Mother
Though we can now acknowledge that the hair doesn't necessarily make the MILF, this title isn't even trying. Flowing long hair and gold lamé? Puh-leeze, this isn't even remotely convincing.

Soccer MILFs
Saskia Steele is demonstrating the quinessential MILF 'do on this box cover, and though we really want to hate it and make fun of about how frumpy it is, it's actually pretty hot on her. Sometimes rules are made to be broken.

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