Vice Makes Sex More Interesting Than It Really Is

If you were an alien being who landed on Earth and somehow ended up learning everything about human sexual behavior from the clips currently on view as part of VBS.tv's Sex Week programming, you might beam back to your home planet with the impression that earthlings only got their kicks from boinking other species like eels and donkeys, plastic dolls, and occasionally each other--but only in hot tubs or during giant rave orgies in resorts on the Black Sea. Then again, those same aliens might have gotten the same impressions from tuning into Fleshbot over the years. And either way, it's a lot better than learning about the way sex works from "Gossip Girl" broadcasts. Those aliens would really think we were hopeless.

• Sex Week on VBS.tv: Genki & The Art of Eel Porn, Bangkok Lady Boys, Ghetto Doll Brothel, Asses Of The Caribbean et al. (videos @ vbs.tv)