Mandy Luxx, Penal Vampires in “The Jail Incident”

"Everybody thinks I'm a hooker," says Mandy Luxx in this shocking expose of vampires in our jails. Just for the crime of dressing like one and hanging out in an alley frequented by them, Luxx is mistaken for a prostitute and taken to jail. But her troubles don't end there.

Or, you know what, maybe they do. In this vignette from Rodney Moore's "Vampires," Luxx first finds herself in the enviable position of having to service jailhouse alpha female Jamie Tyler, a willowy contrast to Luxx's pneumatic juiciness, and then it turns out that Tyler is a vampire minion of Lee Stone, who shows up and renders Luxx all floppy.

Decidedly low-budget (but at the same time made with evident love), the scene features a split screen blowjob which I found fascinating. I found myself rooting for Luxx to get to the goal first.

Say what you will about profiling of any kind by our nation's police, but it doesn't appear as though Luxx' jailhouse experience left her with any scars save the ones on her throat.

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