Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Lorelei Lee

I'd be lying if I said it was not Lorelei Lee's rompable person I first found so exciting, but now I'd have a crush on her even if she looked like the discontinued Saturn Vue.

Lee enters the year of her Saturn Return today, and not a moment too soon. While fans can still see her in Madison Young videos and on Kink.com, she hasn't been back to Porn Valley (and my zip code) in a long time, preferring to remain a dyke pinup and willing pee surface in the Bay Area than brave the treacherous 405 through Los Angeles.

"I'm ambivalent about the San Fernando Valley," she said, which hurts me personally. But she is also a writer and performance artist, so I suppose she won't be coming down for "The Whore Within Me II."

Lee, who took her nom de porn from a role Marilyn Monroe made famous, should realize that she is shortchanging the world by appearing only in lesbian and urinary fare, because everyone knows that gentlemen prefer blondes.

Bio data courtesy of the Internet Adult Film Database

· Lorelei Lee at IAFD.com (iafd.com)
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