MILF Madness Continues—And We’re Putting Our Foot Down

Look, we know that Zoo is a British publication, but we still think they need to be held to the same standards as Americans when it comes to determining who is and isn't a MILF.

To wit: a nineteen year old girl is not a MILF, no matter how many infants she may have given birth to. Nineteen year old girls—even nineteen year old mothers—are what the industry refers to as "barely legal;" and a world in which a woman can somehow simultaneously be barely legal and a MILF, well, it's a world we don't want to live in.

That said, those hot British mums really are quite fetching, MILF or no.

· Britain's Sexiest Real Mums (zootoday.com)