As You Wish, Paola Rey

Recently, we watched the second most important movie of all time, "The Princess Bride" (second only to "Pirates 2," obviously). We've always loved the film—and we think it's high time for a XXX tribute.

True, it might be a little hard to recreate the cliffs of insanity or Humperdink's castle—but we know exactly who we'd cast as Buttercup, the most beautiful woman in the world: Paola Rey. As you can see in this clip, she's quite qualified, lookswise—and she knows how to get a man hopelessly devoted to her. (We don't know about you, but if we were in a room with her, an "As you wish" would be about all we'd be able to muster.)

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