Vacation Pictures We Actually DO Want To See

"No, dude, we don't really want to see your German vacation pictures. What? You say you picked some fraulein up, took her back to your hotel room and fucked her senseless? Okay, you've convinced us!"

"The look on her face is precious. You'd think she had never gotten dick like that in her life! And what the fuck dance was that that you got her to do? High five, man. We are so jealz. The next time you invite us on spring break vacation to some chilly European country, we're totally not going to laugh at you and get tickets to the Virgin Islands instead. We'll be shaking the fucking sand out of our shorts for weeks, and you'll have this fabulous flick to wank to until next April. Yo, can we borrow that?"

· Hotel 1 (xtube.com)